Nonagenarian Sighting

   We met again, the peripatetic nonagenarian  and I, this time in the ophthalmologist's office.  The tech administering the field-of-vision test said that a 92-year-old woman patient told her that she could follow the test pattern better if the screen image pictured a half-dressed man.   I asked which half she wanted shown, but the tech couldn't answer.  Apparently that question was not covered in the class on Elderly 101---Reassuring the Patient.